Short fiction I wrote for scifi/fantasy class

I wrote this short piece for my science fiction and fantasy study for an assignment called "What if?" I had to pick a fantastical scenario and then ponder the implications of it. I thoroughly misunderstood the format of the assignment because I'm a dumbass, but at least I got a little bit of half-decent writing out of it. I got the idea from a fan fic I read years ago. This was hastily put together, but maybe with some polishing it wouldn't suck. I figured I'd post it regardless.

Nobody so far has gotten the vocal similarity thing. It's also technically a reference to that old fan fic. Honestly it was funnier and clearer in the original context, but whatever. I do like the Count Orlock bit, though.

( I don't know why I named the monster Odo... )