Housewife and trophy wife, if you'll just run and organize all of the household details that bedevil me every month. We can even keep the cleaning people who come in on a regular basis to clean the bathrooms, vacuum, and do the other less-pleasant chores. Just help me dig out, get organized, and then stay ahead of the game, and we'll be great. We might have to rent a storage locker for our combined and ever-growing costuming wardrobe, but I'm OK with that.