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Come on eBay I want a shearling coat and not just ANY shearling coat I want a bomber-style jacket in that classic camel color with a big old collar and cuffs made of lovely fluffy shearling but not too fluffy and not too big I don't want to look like I should be hunting seals in the Arctic but I want to see that shearling spread out over my shoulders God I loved that fabulous coat Bane wore in The Dark Knight Rises even though some people compared that collar to a Seventies toilet seat cover and I want it to be REAL shearling none of that fake nubbly stuff that gets nappy the longer you wear it okay okay maybe I'll settle for fake if the style is fierce enough but I'll take leather or I'll take suede but that at least HAS to be real I can't abide fake leather on clothes maybe maybe maybe on a bag but sure as hell not on a jacket and I want the hem to hit me right above the hip I love long coats normally but this one needs to be short I want to look as badass as Grace Hanadarko does on Saving Grace as she kicks ass and takes names God she looks good in her shearling bomber but I can't look too cowboy because I couldn't pull that off I wonder if hers is real doesn't matter she still looks amazing she looks amazing in everything I want to LOOK JUST LIKE HER UGH why are all the nice ones hundreds and hundreds of dollars I don't need a designer brand or even a new one in fact I'd love a used one that was broken in already ugh maybe I should just copy Grace's dark moto jacket instead come on eBay WHY AREN'T YOU TAKING THIS DOWN?