Mr. Global is a thing
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breakinglight11I was unaware that Mr. Global is a thing. How did the Internet manage to keep this from me?
It is generally about as tacky with the costumes as Miss Universe, which I appreciate. My favorite is Mr. Vietnam, who I think best balances looking hot with not looking ridiculous. Honorable mentions to Mr. Philippines, Mr. Puerto Rico, Mr. Laos, and Mr. Hong Kong.
Mr. Cambodia, Mr. UK, Mr. Malaysia, Mr. Korea, and Mr. India manage to stay pretty classy. Mr. Macau is doing the exact opposite of that, and I am here for it.
Mr. Peru, Mr. Mexico, Mr. Bolivia, Mr. Thailand, Mr. Sri Lanka, Mr. South Africa, Mr. Panama, Mr. Nigeria, Mr. Indonesia, and Mr. Ecuador would like their Miss Universe counterparts to know THEY WILL NOT BE OUTDONE. Bless you, gentlemen. And your abs.
Mr. Czechia, Mr. Romania, and Mr. Myanmar are straight-up in folk costume. Mr. Brazil and Mr. Dominican Republic are in the same vein, except for Sexy Halloween.
Mr. Venezuela was dressed by his mom for this, you guys.
I respect Mr. Spain for going there.
Mr. Japan is perhaps approaching this with… a slightly different ethos.
Mr. Cuba made me burst out laughing, being almost TOO on point.
Mr. Switzerland and Mr. France don’t give a fuck.
Mr. United States is… pretty much living up to our reputation on the world stage.
It is generally about as tacky with the costumes as Miss Universe, which I appreciate. My favorite is Mr. Vietnam, who I think best balances looking hot with not looking ridiculous. Honorable mentions to Mr. Philippines, Mr. Puerto Rico, Mr. Laos, and Mr. Hong Kong.
Mr. Cambodia, Mr. UK, Mr. Malaysia, Mr. Korea, and Mr. India manage to stay pretty classy. Mr. Macau is doing the exact opposite of that, and I am here for it.
Mr. Peru, Mr. Mexico, Mr. Bolivia, Mr. Thailand, Mr. Sri Lanka, Mr. South Africa, Mr. Panama, Mr. Nigeria, Mr. Indonesia, and Mr. Ecuador would like their Miss Universe counterparts to know THEY WILL NOT BE OUTDONE. Bless you, gentlemen. And your abs.
Mr. Czechia, Mr. Romania, and Mr. Myanmar are straight-up in folk costume. Mr. Brazil and Mr. Dominican Republic are in the same vein, except for Sexy Halloween.
Mr. Venezuela was dressed by his mom for this, you guys.
I respect Mr. Spain for going there.
Mr. Japan is perhaps approaching this with… a slightly different ethos.
Mr. Cuba made me burst out laughing, being almost TOO on point.
Mr. Switzerland and Mr. France don’t give a fuck.
Mr. United States is… pretty much living up to our reputation on the world stage.
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