Little Monsters script #7 - “Be Aggressive”

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Going through a bit of a rough time lately. Tonight in particular has not been good. So I’m trying to focus on positive stuff, including maybe doing a bit of writing. I forced myself to finish a draft of idea for a Little Monsters skit I’ve had for a while. It didn’t come out very well, so it will need editing. But there’s a germ of a good idea there, with a cat monster and a dog monster who have an antagonist-attraction to each other.



Episode #7 - “Be Aggressive”
From Little Monsters by Phoebe Roberts

DRACULAURA, a vampire girl, late teens
TORALEI STRIPE, a werecat, late teens
CLAWDEEN WOLF, a werewolf, late teens
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(TORALEI and DRACULAURA perform a cheer from the sidelines during a basketball game.)

DRACULAURA / TORALEI: Let's get carnivorous!
Get down, get hard, get mean!
Let's get carnivorous!
And disembowel that other team!

(CLAWDEEN enters with the ball and passes it.)

TORALEI: Is that all you got? If you’re here just to flop, there’s a bin in the locker room for the wet towels.

CLAWDEEN: Wow, Toralei? Have you been watching me all game? Why are you obsessed with me?

(CLAWDEEN runs off.)

DRACULAURA: You are kind of obsessed with her.

TORALEI: I’m not obsessed with her, I just want to monitor her every move! (Yelling) You call that a layup? My grandmother could have made that, and she’s a reanimated corpse!

(CLAWDEEN runs past again.)

CLAWDEEN: Is she here? Because maybe she could put a little energy into those pom-poms.

TORALEI: Bite me.

CLAWDEEN: Don’t threaten me with a good time.

TORALEI: Don’t tempt me!

(She runs off again.)

DRACULAURA: God. Just eat each other already and be done with it.