31 Plays in 31 Days, #26 - "Don't Panic"

This is a massively underdeveloped scene for an idea for a new play I had. I've always thought it would be funny to write something where an actor had to play a dead body that was basically onstage the entire time, with funny stuff happening to it. I guess I like the central conceit of Weekend at Bernie's too much.

This scene is totally not funny enough. But I need to write something for today and I'm feeling kind of stuck. So I banged this out even though I don't know what needs to be in it yet. More and funnier jokes, that's for sure.

( Day #26 - Don't Panic )