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A text conversation between me and my love:
Me: "You're my love."
Bernie: "Who? Me?"
Me: "Yes! That's why I get at you all the time. Love!"
Bernie: "That's why? Ohhhhhhh."
Bernie: "I thought you were looking for a warm nutrient rich environment to deposit your eggs."
Me: "..."
Me: "Oh, no need to worry your warm and nutrient rich little head about it."
Bernie: "Oh, good."
Me: "All my talk of how I'd prefer you to have to gestate our children is of no consequence."
Bernie: "Roger."
Bernie: "Hey, wait a sec..."
Me: "Don't worry. Just relax and you won't even feel the ovipositor."
Me: "..."
Me: "Good boy. All done!"
Bernie: "Ewwwwwww."
Me: "Nothing to worry about. And if you feel anything squirming around in your insides, you're just imagining it."
Me: "Be sure to have lots of iron in your diet over the coming nine months. No reason."
Bernie: "You're really enjoying this, aren't you?"
Me: "Yes, it is a very funny joke. Nothing to seek medication intervention over."
Me: "<3"
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Date: 2014-06-14 03:08 am (UTC)