In perpetual care of WASPS

[breakinglight11]

So sometimes I walk through the graveyard to get into town. The other day I decided to hang out there for a while to try and get some writing done. As I was looking around for a good place, I came up behind this elaborate memorial:



I asked myself, "What is that? Does that statue have a tail?"

I came up beside it.



Is that... is that...?



Is that a WASP NEST?

Does this poor statue have a WASP NEST growing out of his BUTT?

That's terrible! This guy? This... "Obed C. Shepherd" and his wife "Sarah B. Shepherd," according to the names on the grave did not pay good money for a big ostentatious statue of himself to stand in perpetuity over their corpses for wasps to move into its ass!



"Perpetual care"? "Perpetual care" by what, WASPS? Nobody took enough care of it to keep the WASP NEST from GROWING OUT OF ITS ASS!



...did the WASPS do that? Yeah, they took care of this guy!

Comments

[lightgamer.livejournal.com]

Your use of all caps made me initially think this post was about White Anglo-Saxon Protesants, and in fact it was even funnier reading it that way.

[qnmark.livejournal.com]

I suspect it was intentional.

[contradictacat.livejournal.com]

It's a WASP CONSPIRACYYYYYY (and now I'm imagining a bunch of yellowjackets buzzing around a country club, drinking tea and making fun of poor people/bees)

[londo.livejournal.com]

+1

[elenuial.livejournal.com]

iawtc