"Texts from Avengers Tower" - 2. Neurosurgeon

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
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This text: Bleecker Street, 2024. Scott Lang to Stephen Strange.

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2. - “Neurosurgeon”

Bleecker Street, 2024

SCOTT LANG
So you’re actually a doctor
Aren’t you?

STEPHEN STRANGE
No. I spent all those years in med school to party.

SCOTT LANG
Cool
Could you look at this rash I have?

STEPHEN STRANGE
I was a neurosurgeon
A world-class neurosurgeon

SCOTT LANG
I get it you don’t have to brag

STEPHEN STRANGE
I put spinal cords back together

SCOTT LANG
So can I send you a picture?

STEPHEN STRANGE
Do not send me anything

SCOTT LANG
I think its pretty bad
I’m going to send it

STEPHEN STRANGE
No

SCOTT LANG
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What do you think this is?

STEPHEN STRANGE
Jesus Christ

SCOTT LANG
I knew it it’s bad right?
Here’s some closer shots
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Think I got it from the ants?

STEPHEN STRANGE
FOR GOD’S SAKE ENOUGH

SCOTT LANG
What should I do

STEPHEN STRANGE
First stop cuddling with bugs
Second get some corticosteroids yesterday
Third throw your phone in the East River and never mention this again

SCOTT LANG
So I need a prescription?
Could you write that for me?

STEPHEN STRANGE
Oh, sure
Let me conjure up my prescription pad
And write you a scrip for go to hell
And take your rash with you

SCOTT LANG
Jeez sorry just asking
What kind of doctor are you anyway

STEPHEN STRANGE
A NEUROSURGEON

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Comments

[mneme]

"...still better than Peter thinking 'Dr. Strange' was my made-up name."

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😂