31 Plays in 31 Days, #15 - “Contacts”

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Another installment of Texts from Avengers Tower! I usually prefer not to write for the same characters in adjacent chapters in the fic, but I realized I hadn’t done any between the three Spider-Men from No Way Home, and that’s just a crying shame. This is kind of a ridiculous way to use that premise, but it made me laugh. And I can always do more later! I get the kind of readership on this fic I’d kill for on other things, so it’s very easy to come back to.



Day #15 - “Contacts”
From Texts from Avengers Tower
By Phoebe Roberts

PETER PARKER, Spider-Man 1, late teens
PETER PARKER, Spider-Man 2, mid-forties
PETER PARKER, Spider-Man 3, late twenties
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Queens, New York, 2024

PETER 1
Hey fellas thanks for giving me ur numbers
Can I ask u tho
What names are u using for us in ur contacts?

PETER 2
Just what we’ve been calling each other
You know, Peter 1, Peter 3

PETER 1
Oh
Ok that makes sense

PETER 2
What were you using?

PETER 3
I was just gonna go w Me 2 and Me 3
Cuz u know
I already had Me in my phone

PETER 2
You did?
Why?

PETER 3
Do people not email stuff to themselves in your dimension?

PETER 1
Still prob better than Old Peter and Mopey Peter

PETER 3
You weren’t really gonna use that were you?

PETER 1
…
I’m not now

PETER 2
Come on, pal

PETER 1
No problem I’ll compromise
Old Me (2) and Mopey Me (3)

PETER 3
Perfect
Baby Me

PETER 2
You mean
Baby Me (1)

PETER 1
…
Fair