31 Plays in 31 Days, #30 - “Assembling”

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Dumb, dumb, dumb as hell. 😆 Not even posting it to the actual Texts from Avengers Tower fic yet, as I’d like to edit it first. But hey, it’s something! Something for 31P31D #30, and a kernel of something sort of maybe to make a person laugh?

WHATEVER I JUST NEED TO FINISH THIS DAMN CHALLENGE. Here we have Scott Lang group-texting Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, and Thor, just a little bit after Avengers: Endgame.



Day #30 - “Assembling”
From Texts from Avengers Tower
By Phoebe Roberts

SCOTT LANG, Ant-Man
CLINT BARTON, Hawkeye
BRUCE BANNER, the Hulk
THOR, God of Thunder
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San Francisco, California, 2024

SCOTT LANG
Come on avengers
ASSEMBLE
…
I said ASSEMBLE
…
Look I get it I’m not exactly cap
ASSEMBLE coming from me doesn’t mean as much
But I thought we were sposed to be a team working TOGETHER
And not to blow my own bugle but I DEFINITELY showed up when u needed me
All the way out of the quantum realm
So I think its not crazy to expect a little support here

CLINT BARTON
For cryin out loud man
We’re not flying out to CA just to help you put together ikea furniture

SCOTT LANG
But the little instruction pics say I need a friend!

BRUCE BANNER
I don’t know, Scott
Last time I got so frustrated the Big Guy freaked out and leveled the whole warehouse

SCOTT LANG
What about u Thor
These are made by ur people should be totally in ur wheelhouse!

THOR
For the last time Man of Ants
I have never heard of a Nordkisa