Little Monsters #9 - “Beach Trip”

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I have purchased more Monster High dolls— in this case, the beach vacation line, “Scare-adise Island”. (Their dumb monster puns delight me so.) I have a problem. But to justify myself, I must write more Little Monsters skits that utilize them. So, here’s another one that came out cute with some help from Bernie. I shall have to bug Jenn, Nuance, Coryn, and Jackie to record it.

The joke is… kind of still cannibalism. Of course.



Episode #9 - “Beach Trip”
From Little Monsters by Phoebe Roberts

DRACULAURA, a vampire girl, late teens
CLAWDEEN WOLF, a werewolf girl, late teens
FRANKIE STEIN, a Frankenstein enby, late teens
LAGOONA BLUE, a sea monster girl, late teens

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(DRACULAURA, CLAWDEEN, and FRANKIE lay out on towels the beach. In unison, they uncross and recross their legs. Then FRANKIE sits up and looks around.)

FRANKIE: Wouldn’t our tans be better if we did this in the daytime?

DRACULAURA: Sunlight? Gross. Pass the SPF five thousand.

(CLAWDEEN hands it to her. Frankie lifts their prosthetic leg.)

FRANKE: I think I got sand in my joints.

CLAWDEEN: So glad I didn’t shave my legs for this. Why do we even come to the beach, anyway?

(As she speaks, a splash and pattering of steps can be heard. LAGOONA runs in.)

LAGOONA: Oh, my God, I love night swimming! It is so easy to pick off skinny dippers! Any of you want a bite?

(The others look at each other.)

DRACULAURA: Yeah, all right.

(They stand and follow LAGOONA off.)

LAGOONA: You don’t even have to peel them.

CLAWDEEN: Nice.