In answer to all those slutty brides out there!

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I am amused by the ads for "modest wedding dresses" on Facebook. Is the average wedding dress, a floor-length gown for a formal, often religious family occasion, all that immodest? I mean, I want mine to be midriff-baring, but given the designs I typically see I'm rather in the minority there.

But no matter! You don't HAVE be one of those slutty brides out there in their whorish off-the-shoulder sin-slips. You can keep your base female form from inspiring any wickedness until the end of the ceremony where you'll safely enter into the legal dominion of a man who can lock you away from the lascivious eyes of slavering, impulse-driven beasts.

Heehee. ;-)

Also, why do all the social sites show me so many ads for wedding stuff? Why does the Internet seem to think I'm getting married?

Comments

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It's probably not that strapless dresses are considered immodest, its just a key word that puts simple, positive spin on "has sleeves" or "no cleavage."

Low cut dresses or dresses with mini skirts are frequently advertises as "daring" or "sexy" but I don't think that's meant to imply others are matronly or dowdy.