I need a new hobby
Jul. 18th, 2014 03:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I was on Tumblr this morning, when I came across an unlabeled picture of some guy.

Bernie looks over my shoulder.
Bernie: "What are you looking at?"
Me: "What else? Pictures of Chris Evans."
Bernie: "That's Chris Evans?"
Me: "Yeah."
Bernie: "How do you know?"
Me: "Well, it looks like him, plus the styling looks like the Gucci Guilty ad campaign he was in."
Bernie: "You recognize all that from a jawline and a collarbone?"
Me: "..."
Me: "Yeeeeees?"
Bernie: "You need a new hobby."
Me: "It's research! I swear!"
Bernie: "That excuse isn't going to fly forever."
Me: "But it does for now! So there!"
Me: "...He has beautiful clavicles, doesn't he?"

Bernie looks over my shoulder.
Bernie: "What are you looking at?"
Me: "What else? Pictures of Chris Evans."
Bernie: "That's Chris Evans?"
Me: "Yeah."
Bernie: "How do you know?"
Me: "Well, it looks like him, plus the styling looks like the Gucci Guilty ad campaign he was in."
Bernie: "You recognize all that from a jawline and a collarbone?"
Me: "..."
Me: "Yeeeeees?"
Bernie: "You need a new hobby."
Me: "It's research! I swear!"
Bernie: "That excuse isn't going to fly forever."
Me: "But it does for now! So there!"
Me: "...He has beautiful clavicles, doesn't he?"
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Date: 2014-07-18 07:41 pm (UTC)