I need a new hobby

[breakinglight11]

I was on Tumblr this morning, when I came across an unlabeled picture of some guy.



Bernie looks over my shoulder.

Bernie: "What are you looking at?"

Me: "What else? Pictures of Chris Evans."

Bernie: "That's Chris Evans?"

Me: "Yeah."

Bernie: "How do you know?"

Me: "Well, it looks like him, plus the styling looks like the Gucci Guilty ad campaign he was in."

Bernie: "You recognize all that from a jawline and a collarbone?"

Me: "..."

Me: "Yeeeeees?"

Bernie: "You need a new hobby."

Me: "It's research! I swear!"

Bernie: "That excuse isn't going to fly forever."

Me: "But it does for now! So there!"

Me: "...He has beautiful clavicles, doesn't he?"