"Texts from Avengers Tower" - 4. Moon Dust

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk

This text: Alpha Centauri, 2024. Rocket Raccoon to Carol Danvers.

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4. - “Moon Dust”

Alpha Centauri, 2024

ROCKET
Hey haircut
I need a favor

CAROL
You’re gonna have to ask a whole lot nicer than that, ratface

ROCKET
OK
I need a favor Captain Haircut
I need you to blow up this moon

CAROL
Jesus Christ again?
I am not helping you get back at anyone else chasing you
You rob any more space pirates, that’s your problem

ROCKET
No this time it’s important
I got a bet to win with Quill

CAROL
Are you kidding me?
You think I have nothing better in the galaxy to do?

ROCKET
Ok ok if you do it I’ll make it worth your while
You help me win
I give you half the cheese puffs

CAROL
Cheese puffs
What is wrong with you

ROCKET
Hey you got another source of genuine Earth Cheetos a zillion light years out?
These are mostly still fresh too
So what do you say
Moon dust for a little orange dust?

CAROL
I miss my pager

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