Makeup names

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 You know what my ideal job would be? That person who gets to pick out the absurd, random, mostly unrelated-to-anything names for colors of makeup and perfume. I'd be so good at giving each shade and scent and whatever exactly the right name so that you can choose the one that best reflects the mood and state of mind you're in when you decide to wear it. Or maybe is just random arty shit. I want to get to name colors Fate and Bleak and Knob and Reticulated and Chiasmus. :-) That'd be so much fun.