In answer to all those slutty brides out there!

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I am amused by the ads for "modest wedding dresses" on Facebook. Is the average wedding dress, a floor-length gown for a formal, often religious family occasion, all that immodest? I mean, I want mine to be midriff-baring, but given the designs I typically see I'm rather in the minority there.

But no matter! You don't HAVE be one of those slutty brides out there in their whorish off-the-shoulder sin-slips. You can keep your base female form from inspiring any wickedness until the end of the ceremony where you'll safely enter into the legal dominion of a man who can lock you away from the lascivious eyes of slavering, impulse-driven beasts.

Heehee. ;-)

Also, why do all the social sites show me so many ads for wedding stuff? Why does the Internet seem to think I'm getting married?

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[acousticshadow2.livejournal.com]

The internet, especially facebook, hones in on certain things like: you are female thus are interested in getting married. In May when I listed myself as single. I instantly was bombarded with ads like "find rich men in your area" or "good christian singles in Worcester" or "hot guys want to hook up with you" while I was flattered that rich, good christian, hot guys seemed to want to hook up with me. It seemed a little premature seeing as they didn't even know I existed. lol

yeah... you know Phoebe the rest of us want to be modest blushing brides, but no... you and your slutty self want to advertise your whoreness by wearing a dress that screams slut... or so the "modest" wedding dress people want to convince you.

You did hear about Boob-quake day didn't you? It is true. Women who dress immodestly cause earthquakes!

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A few slogans I came up with because of that event.

"You make the earth move under my feet, babe."
"If this van's a rocking, someone is showing too much cleavage."
"Exxxtreme Motorboating!"