“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 11. History

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List

This text: New York, 2012. Steve Rogers to Natasha Romanov.

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11. - “History”

New York, 2012

STEVE
Good morning. Got a minute?

NATASHA
Sure

STEVE
I don’t know if you’re much of a history buff, but I was wondering if you could verify some things the fellas told me.

NATASHA
Oh jeez
Hit me

STEVE
Tony and Clint have been telling me what became of the leaders of the Axis at the end of the war.

NATASHA
Oh this should be good

STEVE
They say that Mussolini threw himself off a balcony into the ocean and was eaten by a shark.

NATASHA
Ha no not exactly

STEVE
And what about General Tojo getting crushed under a falling gun turret?

NATASHA
Nope not that either

STEVE
I figured they were screwing with me. There was no way Hitler would have just killed himself in some bunker.

NATASHA
Oh no that one’s true

STEVE
Nice try, Agent Romanov.

NATASHA
No really
He did

STEVE
Are you trying to mess with me too?

NATASHA
You learned how to use the Internet yet old man?
Look it up if you don’t believe me

STEVE
…
Are you seriously telling me after everything that man did, all the trouble he caused, he ended it himself in a hole in the ground?

NATASHA
I’m afraid so

STEVE
I’m not going to lie. At this point that’s a little hard to hear.

NATASHA
You okay?

STEVE
Oh, yeah.
Nothing I can’t work out on a couple dozen heavybags or so.

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