“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 14. Discretion

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis

This text: New York, 2013. JARVIS to Tony Stark.

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14. - “Discretion”

New York, 2013

JARVIS
Sir. I hope you don’t mind my getting your attention in this unusual manner.

TONY
You’re texting me JARVIS?

JARVIS
Under the circumstances, I thought it the most appropriate communication method.

TONY
JARVIS my friend
I did not invent you to be the most sophisticated AI yet on the planet to peck things out over SMS

JARVIS
I do understand that, sir.

TONY
Then why not just talk to me like a civilized robot?
Why must you make me read things?
Do I not have enough of the world on my shoulders already

JARVIS
I do sympathize, sir. But I thought it best on this occasion for discretion’s sake.
Given I must point out that your fly is down.

TONY
Ah
Excellent point
Carry on then

JARVIS
Not to worry, sir.
In future, I shall announce it to the room as you prefer.

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