“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 17. Smash

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help

This text: New York, 2013. Bruce Banner to Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, and Clint Barton.

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17. - “Smash”

New York, 2013

BRUCE BANNER
TO ALL IT MAY CONCERN
I TELL YOU
SMASH

TONY STARK
Haha Bruce what

BRUCE BANNER
HULK SMASH
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH

CLINT BARTON
The hell?

STEVE ROGERS
I don’t think that’s Bruce.

NATASHA ROMANOV
Or Hulk for that matter
Hulk can’t text
Doesn’t have the patience

TONY STARK
Fingers are too big

BRUCE BANNER
NO HULK CAN TEXT
HULK USE VOICE TEXT
LADY VOICE IN PHONE IS HULK’S FRIEND

STEVE ROGERS
Who the hell is this?

BRUCE BANNER
...
Oh very well it’s Thor
I have stolen Banner’s phone as a jape
And have been sending messages to all his contacts as the Hulk

TONY STARK
Haha

CLINT BARTON
Hilarious

NATASHA ROMANOV
Bet Bruce didn’t take kindly to that

BRUCE BANNER
Yes he has since transformed and now we’re battling
In fairness to me however
I have accurately represented what he said

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Next text: 18. Wife

Comments

[mneme]

LOLOLOL. This one's great.

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Thanks!