“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 18. Wife
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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
This text: Egypt, 2025. Marc Spector to Steven Grant.
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Find on: Youtube - Tiktok
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18. - “Wife”
Egypt, 2025
MARC
Hey
What’s going on with you and my wife
MARC
Don’t get cute with me I see everything you do
MARC
I swear if you lay another finger on her
You won’t want to see what happens
MARC
I’m serious
Next time I’ll figure out a way to hit you with more than just one fist
MARC
That’s it
You better not climb up on any high ledges anytime soon
Because I saw what your balance was like when you tried the three-point landing
No jury in the world would convict me for me
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Next text: 19. Principles
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
This text: Egypt, 2025. Marc Spector to Steven Grant.
~~~
Find on: Youtube - Tiktok
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18. - “Wife”
Egypt, 2025
MARC
Hey
What’s going on with you and my wife
STEVEN
What do you mean?
MARC
Don’t get cute with me I see everything you do
STEVEN
Don’t you get all possessive now
Mr. “I’ll push her away for her own good”
MARC
I swear if you lay another finger on her
You won’t want to see what happens
STEVEN
I thought we were supposed to be the same person, Marc. So don’t you mean OUR wife?
And OUR finger, for that matter.
MARC
I’m serious
Next time I’ll figure out a way to hit you with more than just one fist
STEVEN
Layla’s known you for years.
Me, for only a few days.
Think about it, Marc.
If she likes me better than you, you’ve only got yourself to blame
MARC
That’s it
You better not climb up on any high ledges anytime soon
Because I saw what your balance was like when you tried the three-point landing
No jury in the world would convict me for me
STEVEN
How could they? We’re the SAME PERSON!
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Next text: 19. Principles
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Date: 2022-04-27 05:41 pm (UTC)There might be an unintentional missing word in Marc's last text. "Because I saw what your balance when"?
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Date: 2022-04-27 09:48 pm (UTC)