“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 24. Protocols

[breakinglight11]

“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase

This text: Queens, New York, 2019. Tony Stark to Peter Parker.

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24. - “Protocols”

Queens, New York, 2019

TONY STARK
So kid
I got a bone to pick with you

PETER PARKER
Uh sorry?

TONY STARK
I was out for a spin in the suit
And I activated some of FRIDAY’s protocols
Like you do

PETER PARKER
Ok…

TONY STARK
Turns out somebody changed all the names
Zoom image was Reading Glasses
Enhanced audio was Hearing Aid
Altitude loss was Life Alert
You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that would you?

PETER PARKER
Well
Lets just say after Training Wheels and Baby Monitor
The old man’s protocols had it coming
Dont supposed you checked out backup energy source did you?

TONY STARK
HA Diabeetus
OK I admit it I laughed

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Next text: 25. PSAs

Comments

[mneme]

Shows that Peter doesn't know everything, though.

Pepper would have called the backup power "Defibrillator".

[breakinglight11]

Haha, clever, but I think the Wilford Brimley reference is funnier. X-D

[mneme]

Sadly, I think I don't have the background for those.

Tony's old, though (and watches some TV); he probably does.