“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 28. Dad Jokes

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating

This text: New York, 2025. Scott Lang to Cassie Lang.

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28. - “Dad Jokes”

New York, 2025

SCOTT
Hey Cass ever notice air used to be free at the gas station but now it costs 2.50?
Wanna know why??

CASSIE
Oh no

SCOTT
Inflation
X-D X-D X-D

CASSIE
OMG don’t make jokes
Dad jokes are never funny

SCOTT
I don’t know
I made you
Hows that for a dad joke??
X-D X-D X-D

CASSIE
UGH
Im so done with you

SCOTT
Hey so done with you
I’m dad
X-D X-D X-D

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