“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 29. Arm

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes

This text: New York, 2024. Rocket Raccoon to Peter Quill.

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29. - “Arm”

New York, 2024

ROCKET RACCOON
We got to get off-world
Now

PETER QUILL
What
Why

ROCKET RACCOON
No reason
Let’s scram

PETER QUILL
Jesus Christ
What did u steal
And who did u steal from

ROCKET RACCOON
Why do you always think I stole something

PETER QUILL
Cause I met u before

ROCKET RACCOON
Ok fine
It was that guy’s metal arm
The mopey guy with the hair

PETER QUILL
Shit that guys a super assassin

ROCKET RACCOON
Aw damn it really
Nobody told me that

PETER QUILL
What kind of dude do you think has a vibranium murder arm
A high tech super enhanced hugger?
U better give it back be4 he takes one of ur arms to even the score

ROCKET RACCOON
Aw what’s he gonna do
Come after me with his one normal arm?

PETER QUILL
Probably beat u to death w/ the thing
And then it’ll strangle u
Maybe all on its own

ROCKET RACCOON
Can it do that?

PETER QUILL
Guess ur gonna find out
Give him an extra long hug for me

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