“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 33. Drama

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist

This text: Bleecker Street, New York, 2025. Wong to Stephen Strange.

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33. - “Drama”

Bleecker Street, New York, 2025

WONG
Are you really going to your ex-girlfriend’s wedding?

STRANGE

Opening portals to spy on me, are you?

WONG
I don’t need magic to know an RSVP card when I see one

STRANGE

You really should stop reading other people’s mail

WONG
You didn’t answer my question

STRANGE

Why do you care? Does this concern you?

WONG
Do you have a date?

STRANGE

Why, are you offering?

WONG
You should be so lucky.
I’m the Sorcerer Supreme, I’m quite the catch.

STRANGE

I’m sure the trauma team at Metro-General would be very impressed.

WONG
But if you’re thinking of summoning an extra dimensional being or creating a magical construct to bring with you, I feel it’s my duty to warn you against it.
That never ends well. Trust me.
Still. Might be less pathetic than going without a date at all.

STRANGE

You are weirdly invested in this

WONG
Hey
Just because the Sorcerer Supreme is tasked with keeping the universe in balance doesn’t mean I don’t have time for a little drama

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