“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 36. Ice Cream

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof

This text: New York, 2017. Tony Stark to Pepper Potts.

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36. - “Ice Cream”

New York, 2017

TONY
So have you tried the Ben and Jerry’s flavor they named after me yet
A little chalky I thought

PEPPER
I thought you gave up dairy.

TONY
How can you not try an ice cream made in your honor?

PEPPER
Well, personally I thought Hulk-A-Hulk-A-Burning Fudge was better.

TONY
WHAT Bruce gets a flavor too!?

PEPPER
Yeah, with a better name than yours. They couldn’t come up with anything snappier than Stark Raving Hazelnuts?

TONY
Damn it I thought we had something special

PEPPER
I hear they’re putting little shield-shaped marshmallows in Americone Dream.

TONY
What NO
They have the opportunity to make Captain America popsicles and they’re sleeping on it?
What kind of business they running here?

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Next text: 37. Poser