“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 37. Poser

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream

This text: Stockholm, Sweden, 2017. Yelena Belova to Natasha Romanov.

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37. - “Poser”

Stockholm, Sweden, 2017

YELENA
Can I get your opinion on something
Im trying some new clothing styles
What do you think of this
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NATASHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YELENA
Whats wrong with it
I like it its got edge

NATASHA
Did Russia just get a hot topic or something?
I know its always like a decade behind the rest of the world but you look like you time traveled here from an MCR concert in 2005

YELENA
I only know what half of that means

NATASHA
Stick to your vest
At least all the pockets are practical

YELENA
Hey these pants have lots of pockets

NATASHA
They got lots of random chains too

YELENA
Sukka

NATASHA
And you call me a poser
Real goths would eat you alive

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Next text: 38. Ugly