“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 38. Ugly
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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
This text: Hell’s Kitchen, 2016. Karen Page to Foggy Nelson.
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38. - “Ugly”
Hell’s Kitchen, 2016
KAREN
So
Did you just not ever tell Matt about his old suit?
KAREN
Uh
That it was so ugly
KAREN
You never did did you
KAREN
Not as mean as letting him go around looking like that
KAREN
Thank god
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Next text: 39. Ice Cream II
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
This text: Hell’s Kitchen, 2016. Karen Page to Foggy Nelson.
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38. - “Ugly”
Hell’s Kitchen, 2016
KAREN
So
Did you just not ever tell Matt about his old suit?
FOGGY
What abt his old suit
KAREN
Uh
That it was so ugly
FOGGY
Oh
That
KAREN
You never did did you
FOGGY
Well…
Seemed mean I guess
Like blaming a fish for not flying
KAREN
Not as mean as letting him go around looking like that
FOGGY
He got a new one
Eventually
KAREN
Thank god
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Next text: 39. Ice Cream II