“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 39. Ice Cream II

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly

This text: Barton home, Iowa, 2025. Kate Bishop to Clint Barton.

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39. - “Ice Cream II”

Barton home, Iowa, 2025

KATE BISHOP
So I’m eating my way through the Avengers ice creams
Great idea for the team BTW
Great marketing synergy
My favorite is Thor’s God of Yum-der

CLINT BARTON
Huh
What’s in it

KATE BISHOP
Golden vanilla with wintergreen chunks

CLINT BARTON
No accounting for taste I guess

KATE BISHOP
What’s your flavor?
Bittersweet chocolate with slivered almond arrowheads?

CLINT BARTON
I don’t have a flavor

KATE BISHOP
YEAH YOU DON’T
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BRANDING PROBLEMS

CLINT BARTON
Nobody cares but you

KATE BISHOP
You’ll be sorry when you hear the name I came up with
Dark Hawkolate

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Next text: 40. Paperweights