“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 40. Paperweights

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II

This text: The TVA, ∞. Casey to Loki.

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40. - “Paperweights”

The TVA, ∞

CASEY
Hi, Loki
This is Casey

LOKI
Who the devil is that?

CASEY
The guy from behind the desk
You threatened to gut me like a fish?
And then had to explain what a fish was?

LOKI
Oh
You
What do you want?

CASEY
I felt kind of bad about the whole thing with the Infinity Stones
You seemed really upset
So I wanted to let you know you can have all the ones I’ve got in my desk if you want
They seemed really important to you

LOKI
I beg your pardon?

CASEY
If that would cheer you up
It’s okay, I’ve got like a zillion of them
They’re good for so many things besides paperweights
Like pet rocks
And decorative gravel
Maybe tiddlywinks?

LOKI
While I appreciate the thought
Nothing about this exchange makes me feel better

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Next text: 41. Babysitter