“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 41. Babysitter

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights

This text: Alpha Centauri, 2012. Nick Fury to Carol Danvers.

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41. - “Babysitter”

Alpha Centauri, 2012

NICK FURY
This is all your fault, you know.

CAROL DANVERS
What’s my fault?

NICK FURY
You gave me a profound misconception of the manageability of superheroes
You had to be competent and mostly well-balanced
Made me think it would be a good idea to have a whole team of you

CAROL DANVERS
HA
A whole team of ME maybe
The team you dug up… not so much

NICKY FURY
Now you tell me
After I’m running a daycare center for overpowered children with unresolved trauma, problems with authority, and daddy issues

CAROL DANVERS
That sounds very frustrating for you

NICK FURY
You won’t sound so smug when I haul your ass down here to help me wrangle them

CAROL DANVERS
Sorry pal I got a whole galaxy to babysit

NICK FURY
Oh, you think you got it hard?
You ain’t never drug a hungover manchild out of a donut
Or a pretty boy god out of a mud puddle
Or a big green meanie out of his own temper tantrum

CAROL DANVERS
I don’t know what any of that means

NICK FURY
Like I told you
You got it easy

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