“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 42. Vikings

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter

This text: New Mexico, 2011. Jane Foster to Thor.

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42. - “Vikings”

New Mexico, 2011

JANE FOSTER
So I have to ask
What’s with the crazy horned helmets?
The Vikings never actually wore those

THOR
Oh certainly not
But humans got the idea that they did from us

JANE FOSTER
Really?

THOR
Indeed
Many Asgardian customs were mistakenly attributed to those Midgard people with whom we made early contact

JANE FOSTER
Such as?

THOR
Oh like flaming funeral barges
Drinking from the skulls of our enemies

JANE FOSTER
What about the elaborate nicknames?
Like Ragnar Hairy-Breeches or Ivar the Boneless

THOR
Oh that we learned from mankind
I was very pleased to begin addressing my brother as Thief of Goats and Slyboots

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Next text: 43. Friendship