“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 46. Auntie

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self

This text: New York, 2025. Clint Barton to Yelena Belova.

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46. - “Auntie”

New York, 2025

CLINT BARTON
Hey Yelena I hope you don’t mind
But I wanted to introduce you to someone
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YELENA BELOVA
Who is this? A target?
Cause I don’t really do children anymore

CLINT BARTON
No Jesus Christ that’s my son Nathaniel
Named in honor of your sister

YELENA BELOVA
Really did Natasha know him?

CLINT BARTON
Yes she was his Auntie Nat they were buds
I thought since youre her sister you could be his auntie too
If you wanted

YELENA BELOVA
I don’t know anything about kids

CLINT BARTON
That’s okay you can teach him stuff
Stuff that you’re good at

YELENA BELOVA
Oh like wet work skills

CLINT BARTON
I meant like gymnastics
Maybe we could start with tumbling

YELENA BELOVA
No Clint Barton this is better
I will make Natasha’s namesake into a warrior she would be proud of

CLINT BARTON
I don’t think that’s what Nat had in mind for being an auntie

YELENA BELOVA
Then lucky for him he has Auntie Yelena

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