“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 47. Slams

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie

This text: New York, 2024. Bucky Barnes to Sam Wilson.

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47. - “Slams”

BUCKY BARNES
Hey man
If it makes you feel any better
This new Captain America joker is bullshit

SAM WILSON
You’re telling me

BUCKY BARNES
He looks like if they put Steve in a dryer and he shrunk like a wool sweater

SAM WILSON
He looks like a confederate stan cosplaying as a riot cop

BUCKY BARNES
He looks like if Red Skull had a baby with an ICE agent and it got a way worse human mask

SAM WILSON
Wow

BUCKY BARNES
Sorry too far?

SAM WILSON
Nah keep going this is helping

BUCKY BARNES
Ok sure
He looks like if a white supremacist puppet found a magic lamp and wished he were a real boy

SAM WILSON
Yeah that’s the stuff

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Next text: 48. Worthy