“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 48. Worthy

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams

This text: New Mexico, 2013. Darcy Lewis to Thor.

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48. - “Worthy”

New Mexico, 2013

DARCY LEWIS
So let me get this straight
Nobody can pick up your hammer but you right

THOR
Only the worthy
So yes it amounts to only just me

DARCY LEWIS
But you’ve transported it on a helicarrier right
So doesn’t that make the helicarrier worthy

THOR
Um I hadn’t thought about it

DARCY LEWIS
The Hulk can’t lift it and you used it to pin down your brother
But everyday objects can just sort of carry it around

THOR
Objects are of no concern to the mighty Mjolnir
Threats to its master are

DARCY LEWIS
I dunno
You definitely hung it on a coatrack

THOR
Well that’s different
That coatrack was certainly worthy
Knew it the moment I saw it
Sometimes you can just tell

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