“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 73. Pop Rocks

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch

This text: Knowhere, 1988. Kraglin Obfonteri and Taserface to Yondu Udonta.

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73. - “Pop Rocks”

Knowhere, 1988

KRAGLIN
Hey capn
Dont mind me asking
But the boys n me got a bone to pick with u

YONDU
Careful there
Pick too many and ur liable to break a few

KRAGLIN
But boss u said when we picked up the kid we could eat him
Been 6 months n u ain’t letting us eat him

YONDU
I told u lunks
The kid ain’t fat enough to eat yet

TASERFACE
But every time I try to feed it orgleblat it just spits it right back up

YONDU
U numbskulls
The boy’s a human u can’t feed him that junk
Got to feed him human food

KRAGLIN
Ok but what do humans eat

YONDU
Well based on the earth broadcasts we intercepted
I reckon mostly some stuff called twinkies pop rocks and folgers

TASERFACE
U mean we can feed it rocks????

YONDU
Wrong kind of rocks idiot
Not the kind your damn head’s made of
But next time u find some why don’t u tide urself over til the kid’s fat enough

TASERFACE
But boss
How do u make them pop

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Next text: 74. Birthdays