“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 69. Setup
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breakinglight11“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
This text: New York, 2012. Pepper Potts to Phil Coulson.
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69. - “Setup”
New York, 2012
PEPPER POTTS
Hey, I know you’re a little busy right now
But when all this is said and done, what are you doing next Saturday night?
PEPPER POTTS
What if I told you I had a certain great someone who needed a date for the symphony?
Think you could reschedule your wrangling?
PEPPER POTTS
I swear, Phil
I’m this close to trying to set you up with a dangerous metahuman
PEPPER POTTS
Well, I guess if I ever call you in on a mission, make sure you wear something nice.
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Next text: 70. Birthdays
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
This text: New York, 2012. Pepper Potts to Phil Coulson.
~~~
69. - “Setup”
New York, 2012
PEPPER POTTS
Hey, I know you’re a little busy right now
But when all this is said and done, what are you doing next Saturday night?
PHIL COULSON
Probably wrangling some dangerous metahuman
Same as pretty much every Saturday
PEPPER POTTS
What if I told you I had a certain great someone who needed a date for the symphony?
Think you could reschedule your wrangling?
PHIL COULSON
Oh, jeez
I appreciate the thought, Miss Potts
But I think my lifestyle is a little much for your average woman
Plus I’m a little gun shy of cellos these days
PEPPER POTTS
I swear, Phil
I’m this close to trying to set you up with a dangerous metahuman
PHIL COULSON
At this rate, that’s what it might take
PEPPER POTTS
Well, I guess if I ever call you in on a mission, make sure you wear something nice.
~~~
Next text: 70. Birthdays
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