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breakinglight11“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
This text: Barton home, Iowa, 2015. Clint Barton to Laura Barton.
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53. - “Houseguests”
Barton home, Iowa, 2015
CLINT
Hey babe
Gonna be heading home earlier than expected
CLINT
Yeah about that
Unfortunately the field mission’s coming home with me
CLINT
The team needs a place to lay low for a bit
CLINT
Everybody else’s life is a bit too high profile
CLINT
Sorry babe
CLINT
You don’t got to take care of them
The bums
CLINT
And they can babysit
One of these pretty boys has to be good with kids
CLINT
You’re the best
I love you
~~~
Next text: 54. Doubt
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
This text: Barton home, Iowa, 2015. Clint Barton to Laura Barton.
~~~
53. - “Houseguests”
Barton home, Iowa, 2015
CLINT
Hey babe
Gonna be heading home earlier than expected
LAURA
Oh really?
I thought you were on an extended field mission
CLINT
Yeah about that
Unfortunately the field mission’s coming home with me
LAURA
Can I ask what that means?
CLINT
The team needs a place to lay low for a bit
LAURA
And you thought the house was the best place?
CLINT
Everybody else’s life is a bit too high profile
LAURA
Well, I guess when you’re a billionaire playboy there are eyes on your summer house
CLINT
Sorry babe
LAURA
No worries, I remember what fieldwork is like
I’ll set a few extra places
CLINT
You don’t got to take care of them
The bums
LAURA
Oh, I’m planning on putting them to work
How many tons of extra muscle am I going to have around?
That’s got to be worth a month or so of chores
CLINT
And they can babysit
One of these pretty boys has to be good with kids
LAURA
They better be
CLINT
You’re the best
I love you
LAURA
I know
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Next text: 54. Doubt
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