“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 52. Worthy II

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat

This text: New York, 2024. Thor to Steve Rogers.

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52. - “Worthy II”

New York, 2024

THOR
Give it to me straight Rogers
Were you always worthy?

STEVE ROGERS
What do you mean?

THOR
Mjolnir
Could you always lift it?

STEVE ROGERS
…

THOR
Allfather help me

STEVE ROGERS
I wasn’t going to say anything.

THOR
So all this time
At that party several years ago
You could lift it and you pretended not to?
To spare my feelings?

STEVE ROGERS
Well. I know it’s special to you.
I didn’t want to steal your thunder.
So to speak.

THOR
Puns will not rescue this situation friend

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