“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 50. Consulting

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé

This text: New York, 2011. Phil Coulson to Tony Stark.

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50. - “Consulting”

New York, 2011

AGENT COULSON
Hello, Mr. Stark
We’re calling you in on an assignment

TONY STARK
Yeah sure I’m just an errand boy you can send out for cigarettes
That’s definitely going to work out for you

AGENT COULSON
You wanted to be a consultant, Mr. Stark
That means occasionally being asked to consult

TONY STARK
All right fine what you got
Suicide mission?
Bomb disarmament?
Pizza run?

AGENT COULSON
We need you to scuttle plans to recruit the Abomination
By annoying General Ross

TONY STARK
Oh in that case I’m there
I can fill his car with stuffed animals
Send a male stripper to his office
Have an Iron Man suit play death metal outside his window

AGENT COULSON
Just show up and be your usual charming self

TONY STARK
Even better that’s my favorite

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Next text: 51. Threat