“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 66. Adopted II

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids

This text: The Void, ∞. Loki to Classic Loki.

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66. - “Adopted II”

The Void, ∞

LOKI
Would you do me a favor and ask the alligator a question for me?

CLASSIC LOKI
What?
Why?

LOKI
Call it morbid curiosity
Ask him what it was like when he confronted his father about being adopted

CLASSIC LOKI
If you insist
…
Hm
He says he didn’t know he was adopted

LOKI
Oh, dear
Wait
He’s an alligator
How could he possibly not know?

CLASSIC LOKI
I don’t know but the news has very much upset him
I hope you’re happy, he’s crying now

LOKI
HE’S AN ALLIGATOR

CLASSIC LOKI
And now a very sad one
Thanks to you

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Next text: 67. Puny