“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 55. Elegant

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt

This text: New York, 2013. Tony Stark to Happy Hogan.

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55. - “Elegant”

New York, 2013

TONY
So
I just wanted you to know
I DVRed all the Downton Abbey you missed
So you could catch up when you were back in the land of the living

HAPPY
Aw damn boss
That’s real sweet of you

TONY
Yeah well
I thought it would be nice to wake up to is all

HAPPY
So what did you think of it?
The show I mean

TONY
Whoa pal
You don’t think I watched it do you
Like I couldn’t just have JARVIS grab it for me

HAPPY
I dunno
Did you?

TONY
Ok I couldn’t help it
Cried like a baby when Sybil died

HAPPY
OH MAN ME TOO

TONY
Nice threads on everybody too

HAPPY
Told you it was elegant

TONY
So elegant

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Next text: 56. Stupid