“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 60. Captain
Jun. 7th, 2022 12:21 am“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
This text: New York, 2015. Peggy Carter to Steve Rogers.
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60. - “Captain”
New York, 2015
PEGGY
And how are you recovering from your most recent jaunt saving the world?
PEGGY
I can’t imagine why. You only took on a rampaging AI.
PEGGY
Sometimes I think I should have been the one to step in that chamber instead.
I might have had a bit more fun.
PEGGY
Oh, goodness. Can you imagine me tossing a shield?
PEGGY
I think I’d have enjoyed being six feet tall, though.
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Next text: 61. Better
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
This text: New York, 2015. Peggy Carter to Steve Rogers.
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60. - “Captain”
New York, 2015
PEGGY
And how are you recovering from your most recent jaunt saving the world?
STEVE
Well enough, I guess. It’s not easy.
PEGGY
I can’t imagine why. You only took on a rampaging AI.
STEVE
Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to have done it.
But between you and me, all other things being equal, I think I might have chosen a different career path.
I volunteered because it was the right thing to do, not because I loved it.
I’m not you, after all.
PEGGY
Sometimes I think I should have been the one to step in that chamber instead.
I might have had a bit more fun.
STEVE
Now why didn’t you think of that seventy years ago?
You could be doing all this work instead of me.
PEGGY
Oh, goodness. Can you imagine me tossing a shield?
STEVE
You seem more like the sword type.
PEGGY
I think I’d have enjoyed being six feet tall, though.
STEVE
Oh. I can imagine.
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Next text: 61. Better