“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 64. Pact

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

The short video versions of the collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining

This text: San Francisco, 2024. Katy Chen to Xu Shang-Chi.

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64. - “Pact”

San Francisco, 2024

KATY
My waipo been asking about you a lot lately

SHANG
Of course she has all grandmas love me

KATY
She’s still hoping were gonna get married
I try to explain but she just goes on about cute grandbabies

SHANG
That’s my fault next time I’ll be less cute around her

KATY
Ha ha
Lets make a deal
For if were not married by the time were 45

SHANG
We’ll just marry each other?

KATY
Hell no you think I wanna get tied down
We’ll just steal a couple cute babies and throw them at waipo to keep her happy
Should be no trouble with your superhero skills

SHANG
That sounds slightly unethical

KATY
Come on you wouldn’t help out a pal
What kind of fake husband are you

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Next text: 65. Kids