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breakinglight11“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
This text: New York, 2024. Scott Lang to Peter Quill.
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68. - “Unsolved”
New York, 2024
SCOTT LANG
Wait
You’re Peter Quill?
SCOTT LANG
Peter Jason Quill
Born in Missouri in 1980
Disappeared in 1988 to nobody knew where
SCOTT LANG
No kidding
I saw an Unsolved Mysteries rerun on you when I was on house arrest
SCOTT LANG
Yeah Robert Stack totally said your name
SCOTT LANG
Well the alien abduction theory did come up
Satanic cult sacrifice
But honestly I think they settled on something boring like custody dispute
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Next text: 69. Setup
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
This text: New York, 2024. Scott Lang to Peter Quill.
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68. - “Unsolved”
New York, 2024
SCOTT LANG
Wait
You’re Peter Quill?
PETER QUILL
Yeah
SCOTT LANG
Peter Jason Quill
Born in Missouri in 1980
Disappeared in 1988 to nobody knew where
PETER QUILL
Uh yeah
I got abducted by intergalactic bounty hunters in a spaceship
I’d say it sounds crazy but at this point we’ve all seen crazier
SCOTT LANG
No kidding
I saw an Unsolved Mysteries rerun on you when I was on house arrest
PETER QUILL
Whoa really
SCOTT LANG
Yeah Robert Stack totally said your name
PETER QUILL
Oh man what did they think happened
SCOTT LANG
Well the alien abduction theory did come up
Satanic cult sacrifice
But honestly I think they settled on something boring like custody dispute
PETER QUILL
…
If you knew my history that’s not totally wrong
And it’s actually way weirder than the alien abduction
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Next text: 69. Setup
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