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breakinglight11“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
This text: Knowhere, 2015. The Grandmaster to the Collector.
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74. - “Birthdays II”
Knowhere, 2015
EN DWI
Hey, bro
Just wanted to say thank you for this year’s birthday present
EN DWI
The large angry green fellow?
He’s currently dominating in the arena as my new champion
Wherever did you find such a magnificent gamma beast?
EN DWI
This one’s for me, it’s my birthday, not yours
So what did you actually send me?
EN DWI
Come now; I need to know if I have the right containment unit
The tentacles on last year’s were interesting but the cleanup took days
EN DWI
Fair enough
Are you coming to the party?
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Next text: 75. New Phone
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
This text: Knowhere, 2015. The Grandmaster to the Collector.
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74. - “Birthdays II”
Knowhere, 2015
EN DWI
Hey, bro
Just wanted to say thank you for this year’s birthday present
TANELEER
What do you mean?
It hasn’t arrived yet
EN DWI
The large angry green fellow?
He’s currently dominating in the arena as my new champion
Wherever did you find such a magnificent gamma beast?
TANELEER
That wasn’t from me, I’m afraid
Mine should be waiting for you on your pleasure barge
But I imagine your green champion would make an interesting display
EN DWI
This one’s for me, it’s my birthday, not yours
So what did you actually send me?
TANELEER
I think I’ll leave that a surprise
EN DWI
Come now; I need to know if I have the right containment unit
The tentacles on last year’s were interesting but the cleanup took days
TANELEER
Well, then
Best have your retinue bring mops
EN DWI
Fair enough
Are you coming to the party?
TANELEER
Ew
No
~~~
Next text: 75. New Phone
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