“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 75. New Phone

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays

This text: New York, 2018. The Grandmaster to Bruce Banner.

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75. - “New Phone”

GRANDMASTER
Hey there, champion. How’s tricks?
Any chance of luring you back to Sakaar to win more matches for me?

BRUCE BANNER
Who is this?
Oh God Grandmaster?

GRANDMASTER
You don’t have to address me as God
But I won’t correct you if you insist

BRUCE BANNER
Sorry! Wrong number!

GRANDMASTER
I’ll make it worth your while
Credits, companions, suitable life forms to smash

BRUCE BANNER
I didn’t get that, you’re breaking up

GRANDMASTER
This is a text communication

BRUCE BANNER
I’m going through a wormhole! I’m gonna lose you

GRANDMASTER
Pretty sure you’re on Earth

BRUCE BANNER
Uh new phone who dis

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Next text: 76. Fingers