“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 71. Moping
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breakinglight11“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
This text: London, 2013. Darcy Lewis to Jane Foster.
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71. - “Moping”
London, 2013
DARCY
Hey friend still moping?
DARCY
Time for yourself where you don’t leave your house
Or your pajamas
DARCY
Look I don’t blame you
Ive moped over dudes who weren’t even in the same galaxy of hotness as Thor
DARCY
Well you know what they say
Quickest way to get over someone is to get under someone else
DARCY
Yeah I hear you
If I’d hooked up with a godbod I’d be spoiled for other dudes too
DARCY
Yeah exactly that’s the problem
Don’t suppose you got any of his Avenger friends’ numbers?
Closest you’re probably going to get here on earth
~~~
Next text: 72. Snitch
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
This text: London, 2013. Darcy Lewis to Jane Foster.
~~~
71. - “Moping”
London, 2013
DARCY
Hey friend still moping?
JANE
I’m not moping
I’m taking some time for myself
DARCY
Time for yourself where you don’t leave your house
Or your pajamas
JANE
Pants are not part of what I need right now
DARCY
Look I don’t blame you
Ive moped over dudes who weren’t even in the same galaxy of hotness as Thor
JANE
It’s not about hotness
It’s not about that
DARCY
Well you know what they say
Quickest way to get over someone is to get under someone else
JANE
I don’t have time for that
I have work to do
Work to do on me, I mean
DARCY
Yeah I hear you
If I’d hooked up with a godbod I’d be spoiled for other dudes too
JANE
Oh my god
DARCY
Yeah exactly that’s the problem
Don’t suppose you got any of his Avenger friends’ numbers?
Closest you’re probably going to get here on earth
~~~
Next text: 72. Snitch
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