“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 72. Snitch
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breakinglight11“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
This text: Asgard, 2011. Thor to Heimdall.
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72. - “Snitch”
Asgard, 2011
THOR
Mighty Heimdall
Hero of Asgard
Watcher over the Nine Realms
How fare you this day?
THOR
A boon?
Whatever do you mean mighty Heimdall?
THOR
Truly you are the staunchest and wisest of Aesir
I want you to tell me where Loki hides
THOR
We’re playing capture the standard and I can’t find him
And I want to ambush him when he least suspects
THOR
Someday I will be your king Heimdall! I will command you in peace and in strife!
Will you not come to my aid?
~~~
Next text: 73. Pop Rocks
By Phoebe Roberts
~~~
Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
This text: Asgard, 2011. Thor to Heimdall.
~~~
72. - “Snitch”
Asgard, 2011
THOR
Mighty Heimdall
Hero of Asgard
Watcher over the Nine Realms
How fare you this day?
HEIMDALL
Well enough, prince of Asgard, to wonder what boon it is you crave.
THOR
A boon?
Whatever do you mean mighty Heimdall?
HEIMDALL
I can see ten trillion souls across the universe.
Do you think I cannot see the motives of one boisterous prince?
THOR
Truly you are the staunchest and wisest of Aesir
I want you to tell me where Loki hides
HEIMDALL
Indeed.
And for what reason might that be?
THOR
We’re playing capture the standard and I can’t find him
And I want to ambush him when he least suspects
HEIMDALL
For the World Tree’s sake.
THOR
Someday I will be your king Heimdall! I will command you in peace and in strife!
Will you not come to my aid?
HEIMDALL
You may one day be my king, boy—
But the sentinel of Asgard is no snitch.
~~~
Next text: 73. Pop Rocks
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